Weird UPS rules

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Mike23, Jun 28, 2009.

  1. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Thought this could get a lot of peoples hair to stand up on end. What's the weirdest UPS rules you can think of?

    I was about to order the 'explorers hat' (mostly because I'd look sexy in it) but called my sup first. Since it's not 'ups' issued I can't wear it? However, it IS UPS brand. To me that just seems weird :biting:
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Can't have more than 15 personal items in your cube in the Corporate office.
    I never passed the audit.
  3. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    1 hour mandatory lunch.
  4. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    They want you to driver side back. Across the other lane of traffic?
  5. wadep

    wadep New Member

    The rules will change in accordance with managements needs!!!
  6. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    no backing into residential driveway without approval from center manager.
  7. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    not allowed to drink pop or energy drinks when it is hot out.
  8. wrecker

    wrecker Member

    Since when can they tell you what you can and can't drink?

    Except alcohol, obviously!
  9. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    We are required to walk thru a metal detector that beeps every time the metal door opens or shuts. It is manned by an unarmed, 70 yr old "security guard" earning minimum wage who sits and reads the paper and ignores the beeping. It is for our safety, to prevent weapons from being brought into the building.
  10. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    they had a water certification form they wanted everybody to sign that said this. would love 2 see them try and enforce this.
  11. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    push your mirrors in at every stop
  12. wrecker

    wrecker Member

    I hope nobody signed that.

    Also, I've never pulled the mirror in. Afraid to lose my left arm.
  13. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    as far as i know nobody did
  14. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    same here ups feels the mirror is worth more than our arm.
  15. brown138

    brown138 New Member

    How do you push your mirror in? I have to pull mine in. But I was told to push not pull. I'm so confused!
  16. wrecker

    wrecker Member

    It really doesn't matter... Point is I'm not sticking my hand out the door blindly to move the mirror. Good way to lose an arm.
  17. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    same here
  18. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Free toilet paper!

    Seriously is sad that there is a management person somewhere being paid to type up, copy and distribute "water certification forms". Can you say "trim the fat"?
  19. brownrodster

    brownrodster New Member

    It really does matter as pushing is in your power zone and pulling is not.
  20. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I always thought one of the strangest things was them insisting you call a truck a car. Another was being able to wear a UPS shirt home (or to the bar) but you had to change out of the pants before you left the building after work.