whacky definitions

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by DS, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    aspiration...the sweat that gathers around the anus on hot days

    arbitrator,leaves arby's to work at mcdonalds

    Caesarean section, High-rent area in Rome.

    Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife

    Flatulence, Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

    Testicle, A short quiz.

    Cauterize, Made eye contact with her.

    Benign, What you be after you be eight.
  2. texan

    texan Well-Known Member

    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  3. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    Further discussion on committee

    A camel became the end result when a committee got together to create a horse.
  4. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Found some more:happy-very::happy-very::sad-little:

    Abdominal-a legendary snowman

    Abominable- when a male cow swallows dynamite

    Buccaneer-overpriced corn

    Claustrophobia- the fear of Santa

    Trial date- someone you'll probably only ask out once

    Romantic-a blood sucking insect from Italy

    Consensus-prison survey

    Bungalow-a buffalo that can't do anything right
  5. texan

    texan Well-Known Member

    Alarms: What an Octopus is.

    Dockyard: A physician's garden.

    Shin: A device for finding tables in the dark.
  6. texan

    texan Well-Known Member

    ADMIRATION: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    GROWNUP: Someone who suffers from responsibility.