whacky definitions

DS

Fenderbender
aspiration...the sweat that gathers around the anus on hot days

arbitrator,leaves arby's to work at mcdonalds

Caesarean section, High-rent area in Rome.

Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife

Flatulence, Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

Testicle, A short quiz.

Cauterize, Made eye contact with her.

Benign, What you be after you be eight.
 

texan

Well-Known Member
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
 

DS

Fenderbender
Found some more:happy-very::happy-very::sad-little:

Abdominal-a legendary snowman

Abominable- when a male cow swallows dynamite

Buccaneer-overpriced corn

Claustrophobia- the fear of Santa

Trial date- someone you'll probably only ask out once

Romantic-a blood sucking insect from Italy

Consensus-prison survey

Bungalow-a buffalo that can't do anything right
 

texan

Well-Known Member
Alarms: What an Octopus is.

Dockyard: A physician's garden.

Shin: A device for finding tables in the dark.
 

texan

Well-Known Member
ADMIRATION: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

GROWNUP: Someone who suffers from responsibility.
 
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