Whale Watching, Shark, Not A Happy Ending

[Wally]

Shark attacks tourist on whale-watching trip in French Polynesia, bites off her hands

 

[Wally]

Finally a story with some teeth in it!

 

[Wally]

Definitely not all's whale that ends whale...

 

[bbsam]

Definitely not all's whale that ends whale...

Last time she does the baby shark song!

 

[Wally]

Last time she does the baby shark song!

Won't even open her Jaws.

 

[bbsam]

Something about this story smells fishy.

 

[Wally]

Something about this story smells fishy.

I know. After the chomp, they said she wasn't even "shaking"?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Something about this story smells fishy.

That's just @Wally

 

[sailfish]

I'd rather be keelhauled than subjected to @Wally's puns.