What are tubes mounted on package car roof?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Bill Weiser, Aug 27, 2018.

  1. Bill Weiser

    Bill Weiser New Member

    I've been retired for six years now. During a trip to Pittsburgh I saw a package car with two silver tubes mounted on the roof. They were on the drivers side and about two feet in diameter and maybe two feet tall. I asked what they were at my old center and they had no idea. Can anybody enlighten me?
  2. SaladTosser

    SaladTosser Kill me now

    Missle launcher for those customers who ask “what’s in the box?”
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    They hold our road maps
  4. llamainmypocket

    llamainmypocket Active Member

    Projectile package delivery
  5. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    Roof rack to strap packages to the roof
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  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    We can shoot small packages to door steps now. It's like those t-shirt guns you see at stadiums.
  7. Fitbit App :)

    Fitbit App :) Vote! We all agree everybody should vote

    I think they hold wires to all the new technology in these trucks.
  8. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Drones landing zone.
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  9. no_map_needed

    no_map_needed Knowledge is key, Experience is power.

    New rug slots so you can just go head first into a driveway and slam on the breaks to deliver that :censored2:. The ORION team said those no longer count as a real stop.
  10. Crumudgeon

    Crumudgeon POW-MIA.. never forget...

    An awning so your 60 minute break can be done in shaded comfort...
  11. WorkinLateHuh

    WorkinLateHuh Active Member

    these responses are great
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  12. GenericUsername

    GenericUsername Active Member

    I'm pretty sure one of them is a lube dispenser. You know what the other one is... It's used for the days that they decide to really give it to you. Just bend over!
  13. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

  14. Brown Biscuit

    Brown Biscuit Blind every day

    Potato cannon for crappy customers
  15. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    They vent engine exhaust into the cargo dome.
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  16. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Space shuttle landing pad
  17. llamainmypocket

    llamainmypocket Active Member

    Orion streetview camera
  18. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

    Can I get a direct tube to my nose?
  19. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    It's ok...

    You can tell us where you really want that tube to go.
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  20. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

    Nose. Carbon monoxide please