I'm going to pay an unannounced visit to a friend in Canada. I have a mental image of his home in my head and I want to see how close reality lines up with that image. I imagine that there will be about 68 empty bottles and cans of beer on the kitchen and living room floors with about 3 or 4 empty whisky bottles on the floors as well. And I see an almost empty bottle of vodka (distilled from Canadian potatoes , no doubt) on a table next to a laptop covered with cigarette ashes and the keys still glowing from the hatred it absorbed from all the anti american bashing statements he posted through those keys.
Oh yeah, Did I mention the 3 empty pizza boxes lying around as well?