mine takes the cake!! had a signature required in a condo, just as i was putting the info notice on door an old guy buzzes me up. i bring it to 5th floor and he comes out with piss covering both legs, it smelled horrific!! i ask him to sign the diad, he takes it out of my hands bends over and signs it on his lap!!! i was in shock!!! i will never, ever and i mean EVER let anyone take the diad from me to sign again!!! luckily the diad wasn't wet and i hope to the big man upstairs i don't develop some kind of rash on my hands LMAO!!!