Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
A cake?
A big banner with my name across the parking lot?
A HJ?
Or just a "hey speed it up, a-hole"?
A big banner with my name across the parking lot?
A HJ?
Or just a "hey speed it up, a-hole"?
What will I get on my 1 year anniversary?
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clean hairy
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If it is on a Friday, you will get a check for the hours worked the previous week.
Non of us get anything for being here w5 or 30 years.
Non of us get anything for being here w5 or 30 years.
Analbumcover
ControlPkgs
Benefits?
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Wantin a trophy, are ya?
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
Traditionally the 1 year anniversary gift is paper.
Expect to be written up.
Expect to be written up.
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
I got benefits after 4 and a half months, bruh
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
Surprisingly never been written up. I was the only one on my line with the nuts to bring attention to our pay being shorted 15 minutes a day, so ft sups aren't too impressed with me.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
I got to pick something out of the calendar for 25 years.
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
What did you get?
Turdferguson
Just a turd
I didn't get anything.
My wife picked out a fresh water pearl necklace
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
I got this:
I thought you were leaning towards the golf clubs.
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Here thats not til the 5th year. Its over the pants, so it's not cheating.
Catatonic
Nine Lives
That's good ... I'd be proud of that one!
ibleedbrown
Well-Known Member
a ride along
Catatonic
Nine Lives
UPS still not handing out Participation Trophies?
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