What would you do if..

[AB831]

you stumbled upon this one someone’s door?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

That was originally posted on Reddit and was written by a UPS driver. "Don't touch, leave area" is part of the company safety mantra.

 

[Operational needs]

you stumbled upon this one someone’s door?

Laugh, leave the package, ring the bell and go on my merry way, as usual.

 

[sailfish]

you stumbled upon this one someone’s door?

I'd put on a mask and gloves then carefully remove the contents of the packages, discard the shipping and packing material, disinfect the contents with an FDA-approved disinfectant for at least thirty seconds, then leave it at the door BUT I wouldn't touch the door, then I'd leave.

Just kidding. Assuming I'd even read it, I'd just drop the package at the door and scram.

 

[Working4the1%]

She forgot the rest of the requirements....and yes I am positive that’s a woman that made that note

 

[bacha29]

you stumbled upon this one someone’s door?

Just give her a Hall and Oates........."I can't go for that........noooo no can do".

 

[Indecisi0n]

I would cough on the note.

 

[dezguy]

I love notes like that. Not a please or thank you anywhere.

Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.

"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."

Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your on the porch and you can watch my ass walking down your driveway, back to my truck.

 

[AB831]

I love notes like that. Not a please or thank you anywhere.

Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.

"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."

Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your on the porch and you can watch my ass walking down your driveway, back to my truck.

I kick it into overdrive when I see stuff like that. I try to be halfway to the next street by the time they reach the door.

 

[AB831]

She forgot the rest of the requirements....and yes I am positive that’s a woman that made that note

I wonder if her name is Karen

 

[dezguy]

I kick it into overdrive when I see stuff like that. I try to be halfway to the next street by the time they reach the door.

Not me, I take my sweet time so they can watch me walking away.

Now, if you leave me a pleasant note, with a couple please and thank yous, I'm a lot more willing to wait around for you.

 

[Star B]

I'd leave it outside the door. I'm not UPS, so it doesn't apply to me. Heck, even "Please FedEx man" don't concern me, they must be talking about FX Corp, not FXE. Now, if it says "FedEx Express driver, please...." then maybe. Extra bonus points if they go "FEDERAL EXPRESS CORPORATION EXPRESS DRIVER". They get a keyboard with capslock glued on.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I love notes like that. Not a please or thank you anywhere.

Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.

"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."

Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your on the porch and you can watch my ass walking down your driveway, back to my truck.

If she was a hottie you would wait....

 

[dezguy]

If she was a hottie you would wait....

No doubt but unless I've been to that stop before, how would I know?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No doubt but unless I've been to that stop before, how would I know?

You don't know where the hotties are, that hate to wear a bra?


Rookie!!

 

[floridays]

If she was a hottie you would wait....

Brunette, Latina? Aye Papi

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Brunette, Latina? Aye Papi

Settle down.

 

[Fred's Myth]

Brunette, Latina? Aye Papi

Reminds me of the time as a swing, I delivered to a house that had the front door opened. As my eyes adjusted to the darker interior of the house, I saw a nice looking female dressed in a miniskirt and frilly apron, bent over with a whisk broom and a dustpan, derriere facing me. She slowly stood up, looked at me, and exclaimed "You're not the regular FedEx driver!"

I still laugh every time I think about that incident. The regular driver was near retirement age. I found a new respect for him!

 

[dezguy]

You don't know where the hotties are, that hate to wear a bra?


Rookie!!

Always enjoy the surprise stops when a hot girl answers the door in a towel because she just got out of the shower.

Always thought that was just playboy article stuff. Then I became a courier.

 

[JJinVA]

Whenever I see a sign that says, "Delivery people. Please take packages to rear door!!", I always laugh as I set it on the front porch and drive away. Making sure not to ring the doorbell or honk as to not alert them until Im gone.