What's wrong with Hillary?

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Wally, Sep 12, 2016.

  1. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    What say you?
  2. Gumby

    Gumby *

    She is a Democrat for starters
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  3. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    She is tuckered out from whipping Trump's ass on the campaign trail
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  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    That don't make you walk like you are having a seizure?
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    It can. It's easy to get vitamin deficient and get woozy when you are constantly embarrassing some Shmooe out on the campaign trail
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    She's trying to keep a schedule that would tire someone half her age.
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    When was she on the phantom campaign trail?

    Everytime she steps foot into the public eye she has health problems.
  8. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Been campaigning non stop for a year. Follow any of us for a year and there will be days we are not at our best
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Honestly you got a copy of that schedule?

    Because from what I've seen she's doing a few $1000 a plate fundraisers here and there and not a lot on the campaign trail.

    Let's say you're right though. This is a cake walk compared to being president of the United States. She's pretty obviously not up to the task at this point.
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I don't like the man but compared to trump she's done very little campaigning. No interviews.

    Generally she's stayed out of the publics eye.
  11. Gumby

    Gumby *

    She doesn't want to get caught telling another lie.
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  12. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    She got exposed by more lies and deceit in her attempts to cover up her medical condition.

    Now I expect her to fall back on her convenient pneumonia excuse to cover up any other health issues she has.
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    She physically can't handle running for president. How in the hell do ppl expect her to handle being president?

    You seen the before and afters of former presidents?

    Here's hillarys after. image.png
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  14. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I really do think she has some other health issues. I'm not voting for her but wish her well.
  15. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    I agree.
    This latest excuse will only cover her for a few weeks at best.
    Anyone care to guess what will be the next cover illness ?

    How about Liartosis ?
  16. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

    Everyone talking bad about her is gonna mysteriously "commit suicide" tonight
  17. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Thank you Dr . Baba
  18. Lineandinitial

    Lineandinitial Active Member

    It could be divine intervention. Maybe she will be set on fire and dragged through the streets.
  19. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I'm pretty sure Trump is suffering from Boner's Syndrome. Individuals with this disorder are always male, and born with very small hands, and are typically tall in stature. Another aspect of Boner's is that sufferers have microscopic genitalia, which often makes the Boner's victim bellicose and extremely aggressive as they try to compensate for their extremely tiny penis. Many Boner's victims are very successful (see Short Man's Syndrome) as businessmen and/or investors, hoping that wealth and fame will make-up for their shortcomings.

    As they age, Boner's males don't get gray hair like most people. Instead, all hair on their bodies turns a bright orange, similar to the shade found on orangutans and some simians. The anger aspect of Boner's becomes more apparent with age, and sufferer's typically have major issues with memory and telling the truth. Tall tales and braggadocio typify the middle-aged and elderly Boner's male.

    A shortened lifespan of around 68 years is also typical. Some Boner's males can survive to age 70, but this is rare, and atypical.

    Wow. Better alert FOX.
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  20. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    My wife used to work in the medical field and thinks she has an autoimmune disorder, probably Lupus. She has been saying this about Hilary for a long time.
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