When I am President

[rickyb]

When i am president i will replace the bald eagle with a pigeon.

when civilization collapses because of capitalist over consumption, i will make it legal for pigeons to be hunted for meat.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Stop
First of all you're not a United States citizen so you can never be president
Second of all quit smoking weed

 

[over9five]

When i am president i will replace the bald eagle with a pigeon.

when civilization collapses because of capitalist over consumption, i will make it legal for pigeons to be hunted for meat.

Pigeons eat any kind of crap on the ground. Not sure I'd want to eat a pigeon.
How much meat on one anyhow?

 

[Box Ox]

When i am president

 

[rickyb]

Stop
First of all you're not a United States citizen so you can never be president
Second of all quit smoking weed

i will make it legal

 

[rickyb]

Pigeons eat any kind of crap on the ground. Not sure I'd want to eat a pigeon.
How much meat on one anyhow?

if the scientists say its healthier than a mcdonalds burger then i will approve

 

[sailfish]

When I am president, communism will be illegal.

 

[Box Ox]

Pigeons eat any kind of crap on the ground. Not sure I'd want to eat a pigeon.
How much meat on one anyhow?

if the scientists say its healthier than a mcdonalds burger then i will approve

You'd eat anything comrade-government approved.