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Message: <blockquote data-quote="packagedude" data-source="post: 546584" data-attributes="member: 11528"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The absolute best Little Johnnie joke</span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: navy">Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: navy">Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be Screwed if he needed glasses".</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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