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<blockquote data-quote="Meat" data-source="post: 2424080" data-attributes="member: 61324"><p>I'm what you would call "the hoser." It's a bit of a double entendre. In one sense, I'm constantly bringing up how amazing my life is compared to other employees; I remember one instance where I opened up a kilo of gold my wife bought me for Xmas at stretch-and-flex in front of employees that made it known that they would not be having a very merry holiday season due to their sorry economic state - a classic dick move, indeed. In another sense, "the hoser" designation is appropriate because, on occasion during the morning sort, I will regail the sour puss female populace of my station a little bit by pretending one of the hoses used to clean the trucks is my tremendous dong! They don't have much going for them and love the routine. One time, the district manager was up while I was doing it, and she was totally into it! She started gyrating around me and I obliged her a bit by spraying with the hose on her since she has a pretty decent derrière. As you can see, I'm totally "the hoser."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Meat, post: 2424080, member: 61324"] I'm what you would call "the hoser." It's a bit of a double entendre. In one sense, I'm constantly bringing up how amazing my life is compared to other employees; I remember one instance where I opened up a kilo of gold my wife bought me for Xmas at stretch-and-flex in front of employees that made it known that they would not be having a very merry holiday season due to their sorry economic state - a classic dick move, indeed. In another sense, "the hoser" designation is appropriate because, on occasion during the morning sort, I will regail the sour puss female populace of my station a little bit by pretending one of the hoses used to clean the trucks is my tremendous dong! They don't have much going for them and love the routine. One time, the district manager was up while I was doing it, and she was totally into it! She started gyrating around me and I obliged her a bit by spraying with the hose on her since she has a pretty decent derrière. As you can see, I'm totally "the hoser." [/QUOTE]
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