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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1465597" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>On two occasions I have approached a residence to make a delivery, smelled weed, and heard someone taking a bong hit thru an open window.</p><p></p><p>What I did...was to walk silently up to the door, listen carefully, and wait for the exact moment that they pulled their thumb off of the carb hole in the bong and had maximum lung expansion. At that precise moment I pounded on the door and barked out "UPS!" in a deep loud voice in order to scare the hell out of them and get them to start coughing uncontrollably.When they were finally able to answer the door, their eyes would be red and watering and snot would be running down their noses and they would still be coughing and gagging a little. I would then smile, get a signature, and politely say "have a nice day" as I walked back to the truck.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1465597, member: 14668"] On two occasions I have approached a residence to make a delivery, smelled weed, and heard someone taking a bong hit thru an open window. What I did...was to walk silently up to the door, listen carefully, and wait for the exact moment that they pulled their thumb off of the carb hole in the bong and had maximum lung expansion. At that precise moment I pounded on the door and barked out "UPS!" in a deep loud voice in order to scare the hell out of them and get them to start coughing uncontrollably.When they were finally able to answer the door, their eyes would be red and watering and snot would be running down their noses and they would still be coughing and gagging a little. I would then smile, get a signature, and politely say "have a nice day" as I walked back to the truck. [/QUOTE]
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