Why does UPS hate Jesus ?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Indecisi0n, Apr 10, 2020.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    How are we not off Sunday on the Lords day? I am highly offended. Who do I talk to?
     
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  2. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    If you go to church, let them know... they won't discipline you, legal won't take on the ACLU.
     
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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Do I have to get a note from Jesus for work ?
     
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  4. 35years

    35years Well-Known Member

    You are begging me to pray for you...
    I know you have been hurt.
    It is Good Friday.
     
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  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Is this the Friday we aren't suppose to eat meat? It better not be because I been looking forward to taco friday all week.
     
  6. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    I don't think a note from the local landscaper will work....
     
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  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    How about Good Friday?

    I actually do know a number of teamster shops that are off today.
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Hmmmm tacos. I pegged you more as a sausage eater.
     
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  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Nope, had kabasi on Tuesday.
     
  10. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

    Paid holiday for me today.
     
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  11. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    Are they being paid the same level of Wages, Pension, and H & W ?
     
  12. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    That's because with no one eating meat 90% of toilets won't get clogged today so there is no need for a plumber.



































    :rofl:
     
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  13. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

    You're a :censored2:ing idiot.
     
  14. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    Where is that ?
     
  15. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Jesus
     
  16. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

    Not at UPS anymore.
     
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  17. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Something stinks in here
     
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    How do I know if he's listening?
     
  19. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    He's making a list.... and checking it twice.
     
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  20. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    You will Feel This Thrill Going Up Your Leg!