why men shouldnt write advice colums

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by UPSF Peeon, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. UPSF Peeon

    UPSF Peeon New Member

  2. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    OMG, too funny!
  3. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    That is completely wrong. There could be water in the fuel also.
  4. christian c

    christian c New Member

    ahahaha brilliant
  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    If he'd taken better care of the car he never would have got caught.

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Isn't that what a good neighbor is all about?
  7. So was it the fuel or the electrical system??
  8. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Perhaps a fouled spark plug. If his wife wasn`t so self centered she would have swung by the garage and picked up a set for him to put in.

  9. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    It sounds to me like he has found an engine with fewer hours on it to put his set in.:wink2:
  10. UPSGUY72

    UPSGUY72 Well-Known Member

    I bet she ran out of gas.
  11. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I'm confused. If her legs work, why did she take teh car in teh first place?
  12. And why go home???? Oh, I guess it was to make it HIS problem!!!
    This woman was way out of line. If she was a UPSer, she would have been expected to walk to work, not go home:angry:
  13. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    This guy should seek a divorce on the grounds of his wife not doing her duties for her half of the marriage.
  14. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    Could be a number of things.
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Did she at least make him dinner when she got home?
  16. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I hope she gave him a backrub first,sounds like he was tired from working so hard.
  17. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Honey, could you change the sheets after my backrub?"
  18. UPSF Peeon

    UPSF Peeon New Member

    you all should tone it down before the ultra liberal upstatenyupser comes in here and bans you and has you arrested for sexist jokes
  19. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Banana in the tailpipe? I don't suppose the neighbor fell for the "banana in the tail pipe" did she? (apologies to Eddie Murphy)
  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    City, how you been?:wink2: