Will UPS disclose to future employers the circumstances under which I resigned? (On Topic)

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

He used us and then discarded us like a piece of wadded up paper.
Fortunately, that piece of paper had been used to roll 200 joints.
Anybody got a match?

I got a lighter and tons of rolling papers.

 

[Turdferguson]

good thing he put "on topic" in the title to this thread. that will for sure keep everyone on track.

Post reported off topic

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Dan is a joke going around for the last 3 or so days.

Hilarious, I'm sure.

 

[Catatonic]

Post reported off topic

Probably should lock the thread.

 

[Catatonic]

Hilarious, I'm sure.

Not particularly.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Probably should lock the thread.

Bet you a nickel that you won't do it.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Not particularly.

It's slightly funny.

 

[Catatonic]

Bet you a nickel that you won't do it.

You never pay off.
In fact, I remember when we met for you to pay up by picking up the tab for a few beers.
And when the bill came, you had forgotten your wallet.
No, just nevermind.

 

[rod]

Probably should lock the thread.

No need to---It will soon die a natural death

 

[joeboodog]

No need to---It will soon die a natural death

Until then, funny cat pics...

 

[SomebodyElse]

Thank you, @Monkey Butt.

Come on @SomebodyElse if you don't tell us what you did we will be forced to come to our own conclusions

All I'll say is nobody has guessed correctly yet. Beyond that, I'm not going to ruin your fun. Have a nice life.

 

[Wally]

Lol. Now being dragged away in cuffs is "resigning"!

 

[Orion inc.]

He drank too much at night, chewed tobacco and slammed energy drinks while working.

This could be you if you don't change your ways.

Crap

For just this one time I might have to agree with Dan.


Moderation kid. Moderation is your friend

 

[Orion inc.]

Probably signed for packages and scanned next day airs before he got to the stop.

You forgot using the truck to move personal items and getting hit while crossing the street. Granted crossing the street and getting hit won't get you fired but it is hilarious if they did.

Because it's the BOG.

 

[Orion inc.]

Dan is a joke going around for the last 3 or so days.

Hilarious, I'm sure.

Can't be serious and angry all the time. Where's the fun in that?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Can't be serious and angry all the time. Where's the fun in that?

She has most of us on ignore

 

[KOG72]

Thank you, @Monkey Butt.


All I'll say is nobody has guessed correctly yet. Beyond that, I'm not going to ruin your fun. Have a nice life.

Cross dressing

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Can't be serious and angry all the time. Where's the fun in that?

I was referring to jokes that are actually funny vs ones that aren't......lol

 

[Future]

Until then, funny cat pics...
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[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I was referring to jokes that are actually funny vs ones that aren't......lol

Could you please teach Moreluck the difference? It may take you a while.