Wont ship?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Jim Carmichael, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Hello, my name is Jim Carmichael. I guess I was wrong, but I was under the assumption that UPS would ship anything. I tried to ship 7000 lbs of nitrous oxide to my grandma for her birthday, but the lady at the UPS Store told me they couldnt accept it. So what gives?? I thought UPS shipped anything!


    Last edited: Sep 7, 2011
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Please send me your address so that I may ship some common sense to you.


  3. With an attitude like that I think Ill take my business to Fed Ex!

    They will surely ship it to her door. She needs some for her race car.
  4. uber

    uber Guest

    Way to go Dave! Way to put that guy in his place! I salute you!
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I can tell this thread is gonna be awesome.....
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  7. Backlasher

    Backlasher Stronger, Faster, Browner

    Very explosive thread indeed!!!!
  8. UPS Lifer

    UPS Lifer Well-Known Member

    Is your grandma from Pasadena?
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    My grandma got run over by a reindeer....
  10. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

  11. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Don't feed the trolls!
  12. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Call a bigger truck doofus.
  13. FracusBrown

    FracusBrown Ponies and Planes

    Did she get rear-ended by the reindeer? If so, its a tier 3/hit other in rear.
  14. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    According to Santa, if the reindeer hits a wild grandma its not an accident. If it's a domesticated grandma on a leash, then it's an accident.
  15. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    I remember when the Feds shut down the Somerville Mass. building years ago because a moron Delta mechanic shipped out a test tube of Jet Fuel fom Logan !!
    wonder if the O.P used to work for Delta ??
  16. working up a sweat

    working up a sweat Active Member

    UPS won't ship your mother ashes either. Have go to USP.
  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Has that changed also? I delievered ashes many times way back when.
  18. HomeDelivery

    HomeDelivery Well-Known Member

    i've delivered pet ashes recently... indirect sig needed
  19. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    I delivered an urn that was full of somethingto a funeral home on a Saturday a couple of years ago. Funeral director was a very nervous man til he saw me. :)
  20. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

    Go play with yourself.