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YO MAMMA JOKES...☺
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<blockquote data-quote="AlreadyDisgruntled" data-source="post: 3733197" data-attributes="member: 73473"><p>Wow, those are garbage guys! Sad... Here are some good ones for ya, since you guys are so terrible at this!</p><p></p><p>- Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.</p><p>- Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.</p><p>- Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.</p><p>- Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.</p><p>- Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod.</p><p>- Yo mama’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.</p><p>- Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.</p><p>- Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.</p><p>- Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate.</p><p>- Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />!</p><p>- Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.</p><p>- Yo' Mama is so fat and stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.</p><p>- Yo mama is so stupid, when she said "What's the letter after X" and I said "Y" she said "Because I wanna know."</p><p>- Yo mama is so stupid, she used a ruler to see how long she slept.</p><p>- Yo mama is so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of her.</p><p>- Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1.</p><p></p><p>Crown me, bitches!!! <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/thumbup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumbup:" title="Thumbup :thumbup:" data-shortname=":thumbup:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/2guns.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":2guns:" title="2guns :2guns:" data-shortname=":2guns:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/clap.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":clap:" title="Clap :clap:" data-shortname=":clap:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/red_indian.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":red_india" title="Red Indian :red_india" data-shortname=":red_india" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/sheepish.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sheepish:" title="Sheepish :sheepish:" data-shortname=":sheepish:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/cowboy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cowboy:" title="Cowboy :cowboy:" data-shortname=":cowboy:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/devil2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil2:" title="Devil2 :devil2:" data-shortname=":devil2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/devil.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil:" title="Devil :devil:" data-shortname=":devil:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/euro.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":euro:" title="Euro :euro:" data-shortname=":euro:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AlreadyDisgruntled, post: 3733197, member: 73473"] Wow, those are garbage guys! Sad... Here are some good ones for ya, since you guys are so terrible at this! - Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack. - Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices. - Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. - Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree. - Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod. - Yo mama’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture. - Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her. - Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food. - Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate. - Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly :censored:! - Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back. - Yo' Mama is so fat and stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake. - Yo mama is so stupid, when she said "What's the letter after X" and I said "Y" she said "Because I wanna know." - Yo mama is so stupid, she used a ruler to see how long she slept. - Yo mama is so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of her. - Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1. Crown me, bitches!!! :thumbup::2guns::clap::red_india:sheepish::cowboy::devil2::devil::euro: [/QUOTE]
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