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<blockquote data-quote="30yearstolife" data-source="post: 1331429"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>You know you're a UPS driver if...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-You sneeze and the spray </span><span style="font-size: 15px">droplets</span><span style="font-size: 18px"> are brown</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-Every shirt you own has an ink stain on the left chest <strong>pocket</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-You show up to your family picnic wearing shorts and brown socks & black shoes</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-Your wife has to dress you on the weekend because you don't know how to coordinate colors anymore</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-You take off your shirt and admire your farmers tan, but then realize your arms are not tan...just coated in dirt</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-It takes you less than 2 seconds to jump in your minivan, start it, put it in drive and merge into </span>traffic </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="30yearstolife, post: 1331429"] [SIZE=6][B]You know you're a UPS driver if...[/B] [/SIZE] [B][SIZE=5]-You sneeze and the spray [/SIZE][SIZE=4]droplets[/SIZE][SIZE=5] are brown -Every shirt you own has an ink stain on the left chest [B]pocket[/B] -You show up to your family picnic wearing shorts and brown socks & black shoes -Your wife has to dress you on the weekend because you don't know how to coordinate colors anymore -You take off your shirt and admire your farmers tan, but then realize your arms are not tan...just coated in dirt -It takes you less than 2 seconds to jump in your minivan, start it, put it in drive and merge into [/SIZE]traffic [/B] [/QUOTE]
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