You watch the clock at work hoping you have more time left to work rather than less. You think Christmas is a 4 letter word. Putting on a brown shirt makes you feel like Superman. You start to yawn when your friends talk about the high cost of their health insurance. You can't talk to anyone for over a minute without turning and starting to walk away. You can eat with your fingers no matter how dirty your hands are. You drink two gallons of water a day in the summer and never have to go to the bathroom. You get off work before 6 o'clock and it feels like you had the afternoon off. Your favorite day in the neighborhood is trash day. You have more brown pens at home than silverware.