At my large UPS hub, retirement parties are now a small carnival with pony rides and clowns. They recently had a old UPS Nascar that people could drive around the parking lot.
The retirement cake was actually a life size package car that the whole hub ate after 3 sorts.
Somebody said the retirement party budget is now 15k per full time driver. 40k for managment.
Our division manager recently retired and they had a Redbull helicopter pick him up at the end of his retirement carnival. He was so drunk he was throwing UPS stock certificates from the helicopter as he flew away.