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<blockquote data-quote="jibbs" data-source="post: 1182354"><p>The Bible also says that a bald man set two vicious bears upon a group of, what, 40 school age children (?) all because they called him bald and harassed him on his way down the path. [II Kings 2:23-24]</p><p></p><p>There was also the time that Jacob himself got into a wrestling match with God and caused the Almighty to tap out (WHAT?! How?!?!) [Genesis 32:22-32]</p><p></p><p>Then there was also that little bit about how if a married man got into a fight with a man, and the husband's wife came to his aid in the fight by grabbing the husband's opponent's genitals, that woman's hand can, will and <strong>deserves</strong> to be removed from her arm. [Deuteronomy 25:11-12]</p><p></p><p>Then there was the time Samson threw down the first battle rap in history after killing hella enemies of God: </p><p></p><p>"With an ass's jawbone, </p><p>I have made asses of them.</p><p>With an ass's jawbone,</p><p>I have slain a thousand men." [Judges 15:15-16]</p><p></p><p>There's still hope, though! Solomon's Song of Songs, essentially an ode to titties. I can get with any scripture that celebrates breasts the way this man once did.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>(Anyone got a link to that derailed train pic? Might come in handy here...)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jibbs, post: 1182354"] The Bible also says that a bald man set two vicious bears upon a group of, what, 40 school age children (?) all because they called him bald and harassed him on his way down the path. [II Kings 2:23-24] There was also the time that Jacob himself got into a wrestling match with God and caused the Almighty to tap out (WHAT?! How?!?!) [Genesis 32:22-32] Then there was also that little bit about how if a married man got into a fight with a man, and the husband's wife came to his aid in the fight by grabbing the husband's opponent's genitals, that woman's hand can, will and [B]deserves[/B] to be removed from her arm. [Deuteronomy 25:11-12] Then there was the time Samson threw down the first battle rap in history after killing hella enemies of God: "With an ass's jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an ass's jawbone, I have slain a thousand men." [Judges 15:15-16] There's still hope, though! Solomon's Song of Songs, essentially an ode to titties. I can get with any scripture that celebrates breasts the way this man once did. (Anyone got a link to that derailed train pic? Might come in handy here...) [/QUOTE]
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