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<blockquote data-quote="cachsux" data-source="post: 1183302" data-attributes="member: 5529"><p>The most important of all the 5 habits: Get the big picture. I'd scope out that stewardess the moment I stepped on the plane. You can never be too prepared. Turbulence gets rough? Unzip that fly. Captain put the seatbelt light on? Begin to pre-fluff. Oxygen masks come down? Start running, unzipped, fluffed to the girl ( or boy, no judgements) of choice. One of two things will happen. One, you'll get lucky, ask for forgiveness, and ascend to heaven when the plane crashes. Or two, the captain will save the day, you'll be tackled and tasered, and the rest of the passengers will see you hauled off the plane wrapped in duct tape with your pants around your ankles but you will still be alive. </p><p></p><p>Either way its a win-win.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cachsux, post: 1183302, member: 5529"] The most important of all the 5 habits: Get the big picture. I'd scope out that stewardess the moment I stepped on the plane. You can never be too prepared. Turbulence gets rough? Unzip that fly. Captain put the seatbelt light on? Begin to pre-fluff. Oxygen masks come down? Start running, unzipped, fluffed to the girl ( or boy, no judgements) of choice. One of two things will happen. One, you'll get lucky, ask for forgiveness, and ascend to heaven when the plane crashes. Or two, the captain will save the day, you'll be tackled and tasered, and the rest of the passengers will see you hauled off the plane wrapped in duct tape with your pants around your ankles but you will still be alive. Either way its a win-win. [/QUOTE]
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