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<blockquote data-quote="cachsux" data-source="post: 801647" data-attributes="member: 5529"><p>Careful Klein:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Beer contains female hormones</span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1) Argued over nothing. <span style="color: red">Check</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. <span style="color: red">Check</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3) Gained weight. <span style="color: red">?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4) Talked excessively without making sense. <span style="color: red">Check</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5) Became overly emotional. <span style="color: red">Check</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6) Couldn't drive. <span style="color: red">Check, especially the big brown truck.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7) Failed to think rationally. <span style="color: red">Check</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8) Had to sit down while urinating. <span style="color: red">?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">No further testing was considered necessary. "</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your batting .750 there ,buddy.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cachsux, post: 801647, member: 5529"] Careful Klein: [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]"Beer contains female hormones[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]1) Argued over nothing. [COLOR=red]Check[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. [COLOR=red]Check[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]3) Gained weight. [COLOR=red]?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]4) Talked excessively without making sense. [COLOR=red]Check[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]5) Became overly emotional. [COLOR=red]Check[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]6) Couldn't drive. [COLOR=red]Check, especially the big brown truck.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]7) Failed to think rationally. [COLOR=red]Check[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]8) Had to sit down while urinating. [COLOR=red]?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]No further testing was considered necessary. "[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Your batting .750 there ,buddy.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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