before they hatch

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Forty6and2, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. Forty6and2

    Forty6and2 I'm Broken

    For most people the word egg means a chicken's egg, and that means one thing: food. Scrambled, poached, or sunny-side up, mixed into cake batter, or gulped down raw- the variations are endless. Although we see eggs almost every day, there's something mysterious about them. Maybe it's the way they contain so much without having any seams or openings. Or maybe it's the promise of gold hidden within a plain white shell. Whatever it is- there's more to eggs than meets the eye.

    Imagine an egg on a table in front of you. The egg may be of any shape, color, size, or species. You crack it open. What kind of egg is it?

    1. Snake
    2. Turtle
    3. Dinosaur
    4. Chicken

    I say 2.
     
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    #4 Chicken
     
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    6 - It's my nest egg!
    Dam* structured annuities...It's my money and I want it now!!!
     
  4. Forty6and2

    Forty6and2 I'm Broken

    ha. that commercial is freakin hillarious!
     
  5. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

  6. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    4. yummy unfertilized chicken eggs
     
  7. dillweed

    dillweed Well-Known Member

    Turtle eggs are soft, aren't they? And I'm not sure snakes lay eggs at all, so I'd say chicken.
     
  8. LiL"Comet"

    LiL"Comet" New Member

    BOCK BOCK BOCK BEGECK!!! BOCK BOCK BEGECK!!!

    EAT MORE CHICKEN :biting:
     
  9. hyena

    hyena I shut down BC

    snake
     
  10. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    some do
     
  11. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    is 46 ever going to answer this!!!!
    I believe almost all snakes lay eggs..except sea snakes maybe?
    ummm funny story about "unfertilized" chicken eggs, when I worked at McDs on the morning shift we use to crack a couple hundred eggs a day....well one morning im sitting there cracking eggs, the egg drops onto the grill and two little wings and a beak are sticking out!....I later found out about 1 in 10,000 chicken eggs move onto embryo growth so please watch what you eat

    but ill take the dino egg
     
  12. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I got an answer Drew
     
  13. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    well hook a brotha up then