Books I would never buy.

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by ups1990, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Man's Best friend
    by michael Vick.

    Investing Made Easy
    by Bernie Madoff.

    The Movie Goer's Guide
    by PeeWee Herman.

    The Sausage Cookbook
    by Lorena Bobbit.

    Fine Dining
    by David Hasselhoff.(remember him eating a burger drunk)

    Hoe To Properly Mail Packages
    by Ted Kaczynski.

    Keeping Your Cool
    by Lou Piniella.

    Gun Safety For Dummies
    by Plaxico Burress.

    Dieting Made Easy
    by Charlie Weiss.

    Winning The Hearts And Minds of People
    by GW Bush.

    Clutch
    by Scott Norwood and Bill Buckner.

    Fathering
    by Travis Henry.

    Treating Employees With Respect
    by UPS.
     
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Improving Race Relations
    by Professor Gates
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Solving World Terrorism with a Beer Summit
    by B Hussein Obama
     
  4. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    The Perfect Swing
    by Charles Barkley.
     
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    The Lost Boys by

    ~Michael Jackson~
     
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    "See Bobby Run"
    by Whitney Houston
     
  7. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    And a mix of the previous two:
    Watching the 3 Year Olds Run: Side Events at the Kentucky Derby
    by Michael Jackson
     
  8. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    She also wrote a second book titled How to stay clean.
    forward written by Bobby Brown.
     
  9. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Proper Use of a Handgun

    by Plaxico Burriss
     
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    How to lose Weight

    by Sally Struthers

    or

    How to keep a youthful looking face

    by Penny Marshall



    I think this is a mean post but i can't help it.

    Edit - I'll let it stand but after thinking about it , I can see why it is mean. These ladies are what they are and didn't write these books so there is no hypocrisy on their part . Only meanness on mine. Now a clown like laura Schlessinger, that is a different story. She wrote a book on the importance of the ten commandments. And if you go down the list and do a little research, you will see she has broken every one of them.
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2009
  11. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    lol

    or his other noteworthy book

    How to stay in line and be on time: the importance of following the rules.
     
  12. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    How to maintain a healthy relationship with your coach and teammates: the nfl handbook on staying and playing with one team

    by Terrell Owens
     
  13. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    The Philosophy of Fiscal Conservatism

    by George Bush
     
  14. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Embracing and Owning your Baldness

    by Ron Howard


    Man, does that guy go to sleep wearing that baseball cap?
     
  15. mountaingoat

    mountaingoat New Member

    Business Ethics
    by Bernard Madoff
     
  16. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Is New Orleans in America ?

    by George W Bush


    Several ways to spend a Trillion dollars.

    by Obama (also known as "zero")
     
  17. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Insider Trading Strategies

    by Martha Stewart
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    "How To Get Your Stuff Back"

    by O.J. Simpson
     
  19. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    The Moustache that went out of Style

    by Adolf Hitler


    Oral is only kissing

    by Bill Clinton


    Don't cry Argentina

    by Margaret Thatcher
     
  20. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Ha ha