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"CAN'T YOU READ?! THE NOTE SAID TO KNOCK SILENTLY!"
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<blockquote data-quote="Marne Vet" data-source="post: 1254481" data-attributes="member: 51053"><p>Ah man, that just reminded me of one particular stop today in the Projects. Would've been a NI3 if she wasn't home, but unfortunately for me, she was. I knock and hear "Who is it?" I yell "U-P-S!" She says "Door's open! I can't get to the door. Open the door please!" OK, so I open the door and there she is, sitting on her Hoveround wheelchair in the middle of her little living room, all 400 lbs of her, and she says "My chair is broken. I can't get to the door. I haven't been able to move for a few days" No, really? I thought the smell of dead souls was something you were frying up on your George Foreman grill lady. It reeked like her lower extremities had burst with Montazuma's Revenge for the last three days. I saw a wet floor, and could only assume it was pee, or she dropped a juice-pack. I started gagging, but didn't want to embarrass her so I said "This damn cough, I better go before you catch it! Have a nice day!" ugh. If Sloth from Goonies had a sex change, lost most of his hair, and was sitting in a Hoveround today on my trip, then I totally blew an opportunity to get his autograph. C'est la vie.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marne Vet, post: 1254481, member: 51053"] Ah man, that just reminded me of one particular stop today in the Projects. Would've been a NI3 if she wasn't home, but unfortunately for me, she was. I knock and hear "Who is it?" I yell "U-P-S!" She says "Door's open! I can't get to the door. Open the door please!" OK, so I open the door and there she is, sitting on her Hoveround wheelchair in the middle of her little living room, all 400 lbs of her, and she says "My chair is broken. I can't get to the door. I haven't been able to move for a few days" No, really? I thought the smell of dead souls was something you were frying up on your George Foreman grill lady. It reeked like her lower extremities had burst with Montazuma's Revenge for the last three days. I saw a wet floor, and could only assume it was pee, or she dropped a juice-pack. I started gagging, but didn't want to embarrass her so I said "This damn cough, I better go before you catch it! Have a nice day!" ugh. If Sloth from Goonies had a sex change, lost most of his hair, and was sitting in a Hoveround today on my trip, then I totally blew an opportunity to get his autograph. C'est la vie. [/QUOTE]
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