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"CAN'T YOU READ?! THE NOTE SAID TO KNOCK SILENTLY!"
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<blockquote data-quote="Brownslave688" data-source="post: 1254597" data-attributes="member: 34439"><p>Lol this reminds me of one of my most unpleasant stops ever. Apartment so I need a signature. Lady says give me a minute. Ok I wait and wait and wait for what seems like forever since this is an air package and I still have more to get off. Finally door opens.</p><p></p><p> This lady had to be 500+ lbs. She had moved her king size bed and pushed it up against her L shaped sectional so she could just lay there 24/7 I assume. I'm pretty sure she couldn't remove her own t shirt because it looked like it was starting to rot away on her body. Holes all over this thing. I get a signature and am almost in the clear when a large hole in her shirt catches my eye. What is that you say? A nipple!!! The biggest damn nipple I've ever seen sitting about an inch above her belly button. </p><p></p><p> Ok just thinking about it means I'm going to have night terrors all over again. So I hope you enjoyed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Brownslave688, post: 1254597, member: 34439"] Lol this reminds me of one of my most unpleasant stops ever. Apartment so I need a signature. Lady says give me a minute. Ok I wait and wait and wait for what seems like forever since this is an air package and I still have more to get off. Finally door opens. This lady had to be 500+ lbs. She had moved her king size bed and pushed it up against her L shaped sectional so she could just lay there 24/7 I assume. I'm pretty sure she couldn't remove her own t shirt because it looked like it was starting to rot away on her body. Holes all over this thing. I get a signature and am almost in the clear when a large hole in her shirt catches my eye. What is that you say? A nipple!!! The biggest damn nipple I've ever seen sitting about an inch above her belly button. Ok just thinking about it means I'm going to have night terrors all over again. So I hope you enjoyed. [/QUOTE]
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