Crap in a box and UPS it to the lab

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 8" chub, Apr 28, 2016.

  1. 8" chub

    8" chub New Member

    I was up late last night and saw a commercial on TV for some at home colon lab test. This may be something that has been around, but I have never heard of it before.

    The gist is you order the kit, get a stool sample, and send it off for analysis. The commercial shows a guy going in to the crapper with the supplied box of s*** collection goodies, then it shows a UPS truck pulling up to the front curb.

    I have no faith in most of our customers to not get s*** on the box- then hand it off to us.

    I know labs send samples all the time, but there are no medical facilities on my route, so this in new to me.

    So body parts, horse jizz, and now home boxed crap. Will there ever be a line drawn?
     
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  2. Pooter

    Pooter Active Member

    You see the sh!!t people do for money online? :D

    Ups is no different if you pay.


    I'm sure I touched fecal matter on boxes already :D

    Gross :(
     
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  3. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Every time you smell a fart you are inhaling poo--
     
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  4. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  5. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    By just reading the title I thought it was a metaphor for how ORION was intruded to UPS.
     
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  6. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Watch someone die from colon cancer then get back to us.
     
  7. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Don't mix it up with the Godiva box.
     
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  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I've probably contributed to putting a little extra facial matter on a box.
     
  9. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Facial? Thought you were a swallower.
     
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  10. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    And this is different than leaving piss bottles rolling around on the shelves?
     
  11. Holydriver

    Holydriver Active Member

    8" chub, huh? i see youre a fisherman.....
     
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  12. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Five years ago my doctor gave me the option when I had my physical that if I didn't feel like getting the finger that year I could take a dump and wipe some of the poop on a slide then send the slide in to be tested, so that's not a new thing and it's not like it's a box of poop--it's a smear. In my 40s he doesn't offer that option now.
     
  13. rod

    rod retired and happy

    2 completely different tests. Finger is for prostrate. Smear is to check for blood in poop which could be a sign of many things.
     
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  14. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    I think if someone shoved a finger up my butt it might result in blood in my poop.
     
  15. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Here is one of the poop boxes.
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  16. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    What's it smell like?
     
  17. His house.
     
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  18. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    It's empty bad address going back to shipper
     
  19. rod

    rod retired and happy


    It looks about the size of a refrigerator box----why so big?:-)
     
  20. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Taco Bell?
     
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