Customer answers door - full frontal nudity

[Anonymous 10]

So this happened.

Today I had a signature required. A man answered the door, full frontal.

"I can sign."
"No you can't."
"Why?"
"I can see your dick and balls, that's why. We'll be back tomorrow."
"Ok."

Sheeted NR2.
Hopefully tomorrow he'll have his pants on.

I would have called the center and then the police and filed a report.

 

[cachsux]

Is there really where this forum has gone?

We all can't have the thrilling life you have. Some of us have to make do.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My life is boring.

 

[moreluck]

sigh !!!

 

[cachsux]

I would have called the center and then the police and filed a report.

Called the center to CYA, yes. Call the cops on someone not making an inappropriate move on me, no.

If the OP had a run in with a Playboy model naked at the door everyone would be cool with it.

 

[cachsux]

My life is boring.

Find yourself a nice naked customer.

 

[brownmonster]

Occasionally I'll come home in my Browns and the wife will meet me at the door in the buff. Occasionally in my mind anyhow.

 

[cachsux]

Occasionally I'll come home in my Browns and the wife will meet me at the door in the buff. Occasionally in my mind anyhow.

If at first you don't succeed...............




As long as she doesn't say the FedEx guy brings a bigger package.

 

[Covemastah]

 

[rod]

Occasionally I'll come home in my Browns and the wife will meet me at the door in the buff. Occasionally in my mind anyhow.

Mine occasionally forgets to get dressed because shes getting older----is that the same?

 

[cachsux]

Mine occasionally forgets to get dressed because shes getting older----is that the same?

Naked is naked, how you get them there is incidental.

 

[rod]

Naked is naked, how you get them there is incidental.

I would agree naked is naked but some naked is better than other naked and yes that goes for both sexes.

 

[cachsux]

I would agree naked is naked but some naked is better than other naked and yes that goes for both sexes.

You mentioned the Mrs.

Bribery, begging, tequila, or clothes on fire, whatever gets her naked is fair game.

For others ,yes, there is good and bad naked.

 

[BSWALKS]

You mentioned the Mrs.

Bribery, begging, tequila, or clothes on fire, whatever gets her naked is fair game.

For others ,yes, there is good and bad naked.

I'm guessing flowers every week doesn't hurt either.

 

[gingerkat]

Let me play devils advocate for a moment. Perhaps the customer was disabled, and his arms didn't work properly because of nerve damage and was planning on signing with only working appendage?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Let me play devils advocate for a moment. Perhaps the customer was disabled, and his arms didn't work properly because of nerve damage and was planning on signing with only working appendage?

In that case we should step up and help him sign.

 

[Rico]

I would agree naked is naked but some naked is better than other naked and yes that goes for both sexes.

Sometimes bad is bad.

 

[cachsux]

Being a immature goofball and making her

Let me play devils advocate for a moment. Perhaps the customer was disabled, and his arms didn't work properly because of nerve damage and was planning on signing with only working appendage?

Pop a button or two on that shirt and he'd probably be able to type it out for you.

 

[cachsux]

If some guy come to the door naked you have to do the "That's not a knife" scene from Crocodile Dundee. Just replace "knife" with "weiner".

 

[Anonymous 10]

Called the center to CYA, yes. Call the cops on someone not making an inappropriate move on me, no.

If the OP had a run in with a Playboy model naked at the door everyone would be cool with it.

I agree but if some dudes swinging his tallywacker at me that's a reason to call the cops. I'm highly supportive of homosexuals but if they are flashing junk at me then they will show it to a child and I as a parent and a man have to put a stop to it. I'm not just a steward I look out for anyone and that's not cool.