Dear Abbey......

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Big Babooba, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    A customer gave me this about 20 years ago. I just found it stuffed in the back of a drawer. I'm submitting it for your pleasure as it was printed.

    Dear Abbey....

    I have two brothers; one is a supervisor for United Parcel Service and the other has just been sentenced to death in the electric chair. My mother died, insane, when I was 3 years old. My two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells narcotics. Recently I met a girl who was just released from prison for smothering her illegitimate child. I love this girl very much and want to marry her. My problem is this, Abbey, should I tell her about my brother who is a supervisor at United Parcel Service?

    Signed
    Ashamed
     
  2. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    OMG ummm maybe thats why i cant get a woman! lol
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Drewed, you are just a PT sup--that doesn't count. (jk)
     
  4. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I agree with upstate, drewed. I think you can't get a girl because you try too hard, dewed. Or maybe it's because you always show up in the newed!!!
     
  5. hyena

    hyena I shut down BC

    What do you say to something like this? Ill just say WOW!
     
  6. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    That's funny, don't care who ya are.
     
  7. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    Does that mean drewed only gets part time women?
    You know, the ones that look oh so pretty as they hide their adams apple. lol.
    sorry drewed, I couldn't resist.