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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 924197" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>I think that the powers in Memphis need to step-up the propaganda campaign and get us properly motivated and "re-educated". In other words, we need to get Purple all over again. At precisely 0600 local time, huge electronic billboards will come to life in every station, and loudspeakers will blare the messages of the day. <strong>"NO SERVICE FAILURES", "DELIVER THE PURPLE PROMISE", and "WE LOVE YOU DEAR BELOVED LEADER!!". </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong>This will be mandatory, and off the clock.</strong> At the end of the celebration, purple frosted cupcakes and grape Kool-Aid will be passed around and at precisely 0700, an 8 foot tall (thanks, Downtrodden) image of Dear Beloved Leader will be raised and we will all bow repeatedly toward Memphis. The image of Dear Beloved Leader shall be oriented in such a way that when employees gaze upon the image of the exalted Smith that their direction shall be pointed toward our Purple Meccah, the jewel of the universe....Memphis, TN.</p><p></p><p>The image shall then be lowered, and all employees must then consult their Service Guides for 15 minutes of reflection and solace on what it means to be a follower of Dear Beloved Leader and the absolute privilege it is to deliver his golden packages for a pittance.</p><p></p><p>Oh, how very lucky we are. Praise you, oh Dear Beloved Leader. We are not worthy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 924197, member: 12508"] I think that the powers in Memphis need to step-up the propaganda campaign and get us properly motivated and "re-educated". In other words, we need to get Purple all over again. At precisely 0600 local time, huge electronic billboards will come to life in every station, and loudspeakers will blare the messages of the day. [B]"NO SERVICE FAILURES", "DELIVER THE PURPLE PROMISE", and "WE LOVE YOU DEAR BELOVED LEADER!!". [/B][B]This will be mandatory, and off the clock.[/B] At the end of the celebration, purple frosted cupcakes and grape Kool-Aid will be passed around and at precisely 0700, an 8 foot tall (thanks, Downtrodden) image of Dear Beloved Leader will be raised and we will all bow repeatedly toward Memphis. The image of Dear Beloved Leader shall be oriented in such a way that when employees gaze upon the image of the exalted Smith that their direction shall be pointed toward our Purple Meccah, the jewel of the universe....Memphis, TN. The image shall then be lowered, and all employees must then consult their Service Guides for 15 minutes of reflection and solace on what it means to be a follower of Dear Beloved Leader and the absolute privilege it is to deliver his golden packages for a pittance. Oh, how very lucky we are. Praise you, oh Dear Beloved Leader. We are not worthy. [/QUOTE]
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