Dirty DIADS?

[over9five]

I used to just take mine into the bathroom with me and wash it with soap and hot water just like you do your hands. They are waterproof after all. (for the most part)

Me too.

 

[iowa boy]

Me too.[/QUOT

You are talking about your DIAD, right?

 

[rod]

Me too.[/QUOT

You are talking about your DIAD, right?

Reminds me of the old joke about the wife who caught her husband jerking off in the shower. He said "Its my XXXX and I will wash it as fast as I want.

 

[Bubblehead]

It reminds me of a story last winter !

Some office lady came down and talked to us about the upcoming flu season. One of her comments is that we should be wiping our diads all the time so we can keep ourselves as germ-free as possible. One of our "out-spoken" drivers asked her if UPS will be supplying us sterile wipes for the upcoming months.

She took a step in his direction and with a louder voice, " You make enough money, why don't you think about your own health !!!"

Every driver had their jaws dropped !! We know they think that way, but never, ever hear it from them !!!

Our district nurse is about 5'3", 250 lbs.
I always laugh whenever she tries to lecture us on "wellness" issues.

 

[menotyou]

Sounds like some here.

 

[Cementups]

Paper Money.

I read a study in the late 1990's that showed that 80% of $100 dollar bills were contaminated with cocaine.
You really do not want to know the percentage of e coli, and various other harmful virus's found on the common $1dollar bill.

On that note, I like to remind people of this little fact when they put paper money in their mouth, especially $1's.........Just remember that at one time that dollar bill could have been in some stripper's arse or rubbed against her coochie.

 

[menotyou]

On that note, I like to remind people of this little fact when they put paper money in their mouth, especially $1's.........Just remember that at one time that dollar bill could have been in some stripper's arse or rubbed against her coochie.

That is soooo WRONG!!!! EWWWWW!!! I don't ever want to touch money, again!!!!

 

[bottomups]

That is soooo WRONG!!!! EWWWWW!!! I don't ever want to touch money, again!!!!

Don't blame you. I'll be glad to help you out. Send all your money to me!