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<blockquote data-quote="Overpaid Union Thug" data-source="post: 1572958" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>Honk a few times first and if nobody comes out then slowly approach the delivery point. Make eye contact with the dog every few seconds but don't stare it down. Don't show any fear as you are walking. If it approaches with aggression just raise your DIAD and prepare to whack the hell out of it and maybe kick it if you have to. When it pauses (which most will at that point) it will probably back off. That's when you want to keep eye contact and walk slowly back to the truck. Then sheet it as Same Day Will Call (or however your center wants) and right "DOG!" in the service cross. Then give the package to the clerk at the center. </p><p></p><p>If you actually do make it to the house/apartment and the dog ends up behind you try not to show any fear. Don't try and pet it or sweet talk it or make silly noises at it to get it to like you because that could back fire. Walk back to the truck and walk around the dog and be ready to swing that DIAD or/and kick the crap out of it. It sucks but it's either you are them. It's better to give them a good bruise than have them suffer through what happens after a dog bite if they don't have their "papers." Its a major hassle for the driver, the dog's owner, and the dog of course. But when it comes to getting attacked don't hesitate to whack that dog once you know it's coming for you. If it's close enough to kick/DIAD swing then it's safer to just assume they are going to bite. Later....when you have calmed down....you'll probably feel bad. Just remember that you did what you had to do. It's the owner's fault. Not yours.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Overpaid Union Thug, post: 1572958, member: 198"] Honk a few times first and if nobody comes out then slowly approach the delivery point. Make eye contact with the dog every few seconds but don't stare it down. Don't show any fear as you are walking. If it approaches with aggression just raise your DIAD and prepare to whack the hell out of it and maybe kick it if you have to. When it pauses (which most will at that point) it will probably back off. That's when you want to keep eye contact and walk slowly back to the truck. Then sheet it as Same Day Will Call (or however your center wants) and right "DOG!" in the service cross. Then give the package to the clerk at the center. If you actually do make it to the house/apartment and the dog ends up behind you try not to show any fear. Don't try and pet it or sweet talk it or make silly noises at it to get it to like you because that could back fire. Walk back to the truck and walk around the dog and be ready to swing that DIAD or/and kick the crap out of it. It sucks but it's either you are them. It's better to give them a good bruise than have them suffer through what happens after a dog bite if they don't have their "papers." Its a major hassle for the driver, the dog's owner, and the dog of course. But when it comes to getting attacked don't hesitate to whack that dog once you know it's coming for you. If it's close enough to kick/DIAD swing then it's safer to just assume they are going to bite. Later....when you have calmed down....you'll probably feel bad. Just remember that you did what you had to do. It's the owner's fault. Not yours. [/QUOTE]
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