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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1238129" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>*I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing. (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, then forget it." (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time". (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*Hermits have no peer pressure. (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright)</p><p> </p><p>*How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? (Steven Wright)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1238129, member: 1246"] *I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. (Steven Wright) *I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing. (Steven Wright) *My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, then forget it." (Steven Wright) *I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time". (Steven Wright) *Hermits have no peer pressure. (Steven Wright) *Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. (Steven Wright) *There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright) *How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? (Steven Wright) [/QUOTE]
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