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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1256213" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p><p> </p><p>My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p><p> </p><p>I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p><p> </p><p>Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p><p> </p><p>I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p><p> </p><p>The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p><p> </p><p>You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.</p><p>-Phyllis Diller</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1256213, member: 1246"] Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. -Phyllis Diller My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me. -Phyllis Diller I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -Phyllis Diller Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. -Phyllis Diller I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' -Phyllis Diller The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. -Phyllis Diller You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. -Phyllis Diller [/QUOTE]
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