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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1286917" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of a girl wearing one?</p><p> </p><p>Wisdom has two parts:</p><p></p><p>1) Having a lot to say.</p><p>2) Not saying it</p><p> </p><p>"At my age, when a girl flirts with me in the movies, she's after my popcorn." - Milton Berle -</p><p> </p><p>When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.</p><p> </p><p>Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1286917, member: 1246"] Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of a girl wearing one? Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it "At my age, when a girl flirts with me in the movies, she's after my popcorn." - Milton Berle - When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse. [/QUOTE]
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