Great quotes from peak season '12....Let's see em!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by iruhnman630, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Active Member

    Share the great quotes you've heard this peak season. It's all fun and games after all. 2 of my favorites so far:

    -- 'I didn't expect that to come UPS. It usually comes from United Parcel service.'

    -- ':censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2:!!!!' (shouted at me through the door after an 8pm delivery)
  2. Sorry i thought you was the PO PO
  3. Scoot

    Scoot Member

    Customer: "I bet you guys are working hard this time of year."
    Me: "Yes we are."
    Her: "Well, some of us have to work hard all year long."
    Me: "Suck it lady."

    Alright I didn't say the last part but damn I wanted to.
  4. happyboy

    happyboy Member

    This was about 18:00 "Gee you are working late"
    I said nah its early i still have 3 hours to go.
  5. undies

    undies Active Member

    As soon as the sun goes down it becomes late for some reason. It irritates me to no end!
  6. stoni24

    stoni24 New Member

    . +1
  7. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    Do you have to deliver ALL of those packages today?
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Oh you didn't have to bring this all the way out here this late (18:45). You could of just brought it tomorrow.
  9. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut The One Who Knocks

    Seasonal worker cursed out our supervisor and walked out never to return. I can't quote it here because it's far from pg-13 language, however, it was a pretty great moment for all of us. Almost felt bad for my sup for a minute, but on second thought I realized he had it coming.
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Gotta love delivering at 8 or later all summer and never hearing a peep.
  11. terrymac

    terrymac New Member

    from a few years ago,, I didnt think the pkg would so big... my response in an office with 5 women,, I get that response quite often.........:happy-very:
  12. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    "you are still working?"

    Tempted to respond with "Nah, I like to spend my free time dressed in browns, drive a piece of :censored2: truck, and lug boxes around and answer stupid questions"
  13. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    I had a similar exchange just last week.

    Delivered to a hair salon and they had 2 little boxes, where as they would routinely get 5 or 6 med-large ones. As the woman signed for it she said "well, I'm not used to getting packages this small". Not missing a beat I responded with "It's not the size, but how you use it" :)

    She was a bit surprised by my response.
  14. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I'm surprised she didn't follow that up with a call to the 1-800# for your inappopriate comment.
  15. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    after a 15.50 hr day......."boy you look tired"
  16. Butters243

    Butters243 Member

    Hurry up! You gotta go. But be safe.
  17. jaker

    jaker trolling

    A old one but hear it more now

    Who is that for I didn't order anything
    Me: John doe
    thats me but I didn't order anything , oh wait now I remember

    Another one
    is that for this house
  18. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    "Why are your checks so small?" "It's Peak honey, they'll be much bigger again in January".
  19. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    At a salon the owner told me to "come back and ill take care of you". After i started laughing she laughed and yelled "not like you're thinking!"
  20. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    So he could tell you found him attractive? I take it that wasn't a scanner in your pocket...