My uncle had the grill to close to the house soaked his charcoal with who knows how much kerosene and set the overhang on his house on fire
I was about 12. I remember he had this huge console hi-fi (that’s what he called it) color tv , stereo, bad ass 8 track player and that’s all he cared about getting out of the house. Fire trucks got there in about a minute and put it out with a garden hose
Everytime I see him I remind of that story