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Here's hoping our CEO is stuck in traffic.
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<blockquote data-quote="TheBrownGuy" data-source="post: 1267048"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/2012/sissyfight.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sissyfight:" title="Sissyfight :sissyfight:" data-shortname=":sissyfight:" />THINGS NEVER SAID BY SOUTHERNERS</strong></span></p><p></p><p>-- Duct tape won't fix that.</p><p></p><p>-- Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.</p><p></p><p>-- We don't keep firearms in the house.</p><p></p><p>-- You can't feed that to the dog.</p><p></p><p>-- The kids can't ride in the back of the pickup -- it's just not safe.</p><p></p><p>-- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?</p><p></p><p>-- We're vegetarians.</p><p></p><p>-- Do you think my gut is too big?</p><p></p><p>-- Honey, we don't need another dog.</p><p></p><p>-- Who's Richard Petty?</p><p></p><p>-- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds</p><p></p><p>.-- Too many deer heads detract from the decor</p><p></p><p>.-- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today</p><p></p><p>.-- Is there anything in this restaurant that's NOT fried?</p><p></p><p>-- The tires on that truck are too big.</p><p></p><p>-- I've got it all on the C drive.</p><p></p><p>-- There's too much sugar in this tea.</p><p></p><p>-- Checkmate.</p><p></p><p>-- I believe you cooked those greens too long</p><p></p><p></p><p>Source: <a href="http://www.jokes.com/funny-country-jokes/zw11si/things-never-said-by-southerners" target="_blank">http://www.jokes.com/funny-country-jokes/zw11si/things-never-said-by-southerners</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TheBrownGuy, post: 1267048"] [SIZE=5][B]:sissyfight:THINGS NEVER SAID BY SOUTHERNERS[/B][/SIZE] -- Duct tape won't fix that. -- Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. -- We don't keep firearms in the house. -- You can't feed that to the dog. -- The kids can't ride in the back of the pickup -- it's just not safe. -- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? -- We're vegetarians. -- Do you think my gut is too big? -- Honey, we don't need another dog. -- Who's Richard Petty? -- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds .-- Too many deer heads detract from the decor .-- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today .-- Is there anything in this restaurant that's NOT fried? -- The tires on that truck are too big. -- I've got it all on the C drive. -- There's too much sugar in this tea. -- Checkmate. -- I believe you cooked those greens too long Source: [url]http://www.jokes.com/funny-country-jokes/zw11si/things-never-said-by-southerners[/url] [/QUOTE]
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