If your package car could talk, what would it say?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 11HourRequest, Sep 1, 2016.

  1. 11HourRequest

    11HourRequest Active Member

    title says it all...


    "Why is it that you can shower everyday and I sometimes go months without getting washed?"


    "Surprise! I'm booking off today, you're gonna have to use my inbred, mentally challenged half brother to run your route today. Ya know, the one with no power steering, and that insane rattling?"


    "Lucky you! The cover guy took me out when you were at the beach yesterday, and now you have no DR bags, no gas card, no 2 wheeler, and a booger farm underneath the seat, but don't worry!! He left you a lil special treat... a collection of piss bottles roaming free all over me! Thanks buddy ur the best."
     
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  2. KOG72

    KOG72 Well-Known Member

    Probably would say I can't wait till today is over with your butt stinks!!!!!
     
  3. KOG72

    KOG72 Well-Known Member

    Where did you go last week you lazy bastard
     
  4. I was watching @olroadbeech making up lies.
     
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  5. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    You fart a lot
     
  6. Who?
     
  7. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    That's what my truck would say...TTKU with the threads
     
  8. 11HourRequest

    11HourRequest Active Member

    "Why am i traveling backwards at 40 mph?"
     
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  9. Sorry your posts are so far behind, I forget
    Dan
     
  10. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    This place sucks...posted a picture of Dennis and it got deleted...how am I still on mod queu? Bunch of grown ass men get offended by words on the internet?
     
  11. Actions speak louder than words
     
  12. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    What's that supposed to mean
     
  13. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Gangsta!!!
     
  14. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Can you imagine if there were no mods... Hell, it works be the Wild West here.. We would be posting managements name, address and phone numbers...be dropping deuces on their porch... Every other word would be f, s or titties...every member would be Verbally assaulting each other....be craZy up in this bitch
     
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  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Stop peeing in me.
     
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  16. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    "Please don't stop at a Chinese buffet ever again!"
     
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  17. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Why do you always lean to the left when you fart?
     
  18. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    "Please, put me out of my misery"
     
  19. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    You know damn well when you go to one of those places the next day (or in some cases right when you get home ) that the Hershey squirts are going to be flying...never fails just like clockwork!!