If your package car could talk, what would it say?

[Future]

I'm trying to be "a kinder, gentler Orion".

U should talk too @Turdferguson

 

[Future]

Word!

 

[MC0493]

Cover driver here, I imagine all split route trucks would say "I feel dirty, you're the 5th person inside me this week"

 

[Kicked Your Dog]

Dog! 3 pts.

 

[Eye To Eye Contact.]

Mine would tell me who the Stole my dollie

 

[KOG72]

Too many boxes in me they're hurting my back

 

[rod]

Mine would say---I miss Rod---he was the last of the great UPS drivers

 

[Eye To Eye Contact.]

" welp buddy it's gonna be a long one. It's friend me Friday. "

 

[Catatonic]

Mine would say---I miss Rod---he was the last of the great UPS drivers

That is the funniest one so far.

 

[rod]

That is the funniest one so far.

WELL!!!!!--- I've never been so insulted in my life.

 

[Keenj]

The last hour of my day, the dash lights up like a techno show for about 10-15 minutes then goes back to normal.

Maybe it's asking me to kill it.

The mechanic can't figure it out and has no idea how to fix it.

But it's a diesel so it'll have to last another century.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

The last hour of my day, the dash lights up like a techno show for about 10-15 minutes then goes back to normal.

Maybe it's asking me to kill it.

The mechanic can't figure it out and has no idea how to fix it.

But it's a diesel so it'll have to last another century.

You mean the flashers and all the electronic crap starts blinking? We have one truck here that is known to do that. Mechanic said it was an "unknown electrical issue ok to operate" and it has been that way for 5 or 6 years now

 

[Rack em]

You mean the flashers and all the electronic crap starts blinking? We have one truck here that is known to do that. Mechanic said it was an "unknown electrical issue ok to operate" and it has been that way for 5 or 6 years now

Same here. I think it has something to do with the fuel gauge sensor because it always does it after I fill the tank?

 

[hellfire]

If my vehicle could talk it would say " I will send the money to buy a mailbox in order to make sure you have a good time thank you sir"

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

The last hour of my day, the dash lights up like a techno show for about 10-15 minutes then goes back to normal.

Maybe it's asking me to kill it.

The mechanic can't figure it out and has no idea how to fix it.

But it's a diesel so it'll have to last another century.

If it's a really new one, it may need a whole new ECU. Dealership time.

 

[Keenj]

If it's a really new one, it may need a whole new ECU. Dealership time.

This one was driven by Fred Flintstone.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

"What are you doing driving me? This is union work! Get back in the office and eat some donuts!"