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<blockquote data-quote="The Other Side" data-source="post: 411648" data-attributes="member: 17969"><p><strong>If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you </strong></p><p><strong>will have $49.00 today.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. </strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received </span><span style="color: green">$214.00</span> </p><p> </p><p>Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. <strong>It is called the 401-Keg</strong>. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. </p><p> </p><p>Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of </p><p>alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! </p><p> </p><p>Makes you proud to be an American!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The Other Side, post: 411648, member: 17969"] [B]If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you [/B] [B]will have $49.00 today.[/B] [B]If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.[/B] [B]If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. [/B] [COLOR=blue]But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received [/COLOR][COLOR=green]$214.00[/COLOR] Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. [B]It is called the 401-Keg[/B]. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! [/QUOTE]
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