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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1201782" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p>A guy rides his new motorbike to his girlfriend’s house for dinner with her parents. His girlfriend informed him that after dinner, the person that speaks first has to do the dishes...Just as the last mouthful is taken, a deafening silence ensued. Not wanting to do the dishes, no one says anything. After an hour, the boyfriend gets bored and starts to fondle his girlfriend’s breasts. Shocked that the parents don't say anything, he goes further… Rips off her clothes and makes passionate love to her right there on the table. Silence….He then grabs the mother and makes even more passionate love to her…More silence… Just then he hears thunder outside and remembered that the bike salesman told him to protect the exhaust from water marks, he needs to rub some Vaseline on the exhaust. As he gets up and takes the Vaseline out of his pocket, the father jumps up shouting…"I’ll do the friend*ckin' dishes!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1201782, member: 43500"] A guy rides his new motorbike to his girlfriend’s house for dinner with her parents. His girlfriend informed him that after dinner, the person that speaks first has to do the dishes...Just as the last mouthful is taken, a deafening silence ensued. Not wanting to do the dishes, no one says anything. After an hour, the boyfriend gets bored and starts to fondle his girlfriend’s breasts. Shocked that the parents don't say anything, he goes further… Rips off her clothes and makes passionate love to her right there on the table. Silence….He then grabs the mother and makes even more passionate love to her…More silence… Just then he hears thunder outside and remembered that the bike salesman told him to protect the exhaust from water marks, he needs to rub some Vaseline on the exhaust. As he gets up and takes the Vaseline out of his pocket, the father jumps up shouting…"I’ll do the friend*ckin' dishes!!! [/QUOTE]
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