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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1208979" data-attributes="member: 43500"><p>One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.</p><p> He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”</p><p>The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?</p><p> We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″.</p><p> The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”</p><p>The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1208979, member: 43500"] One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″. The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?” The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls. [/QUOTE]
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