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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1210420" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Last Wishes......</p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Morris is on his deathbed, and he knows the end is near. He </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">them;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">buildings downtown." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">away, she says , "your husband must have been such a hard working man to have </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">accumulated all this property".</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Sarah replies, "Property? ... the jerk has a paper </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">route!"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1210420, member: 1246"] Last Wishes...... [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Morris is on his deathbed, and he knows the end is near. He [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]them;[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]buildings downtown." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]away, she says , "your husband must have been such a hard working man to have [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]accumulated all this property".[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Sarah replies, "Property? ... the jerk has a paper [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]route!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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