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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1213010" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">AMA Insight,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The American Medical Association has weighed in </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">on Obama's new health care package.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dermatologists advised not to make any rash </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">moves.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">nerve.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Pathologists yelled, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Over my dead body!" while the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Radiologists could see right through it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Surgeons </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">swallow.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">face on the matter".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Urologists were pissed off at the whole </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">idea.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">lofty</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cardiologists just didn't have the heart for it</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the <img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />s in Washington.</span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1213010, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial]AMA Insight, The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists just didn't have the heart for it In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the [IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG]s in Washington.[FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT="Times New Roman"] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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