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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1215494" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Forgot My Glasses<strong>Funny </strong></p><table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my<br /> time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite<br /> topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down<br /> to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got<br /> home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my<br /> business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to<br /> start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a<br /> membership card.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to<br /> a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...I signed up for five<br /> jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be<br /> fun. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </td></tr></table></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1215494, member: 1246"] Forgot My Glasses[B]Funny [/B] [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD]Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun. [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/QUOTE]
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