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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1215737" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: #ff0000">Top Ten Indicators Your Employer Has Changed </span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: #ff0000">To The Obamacare Health Care </span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: #ff0000">Plan.</span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></u></em></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'AppleMyungjo'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'AppleMyungjo'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(10) Your annual breast </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>exam is done at Hooters.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(9) Directions to your doctor's office include </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(8) The tongue </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(7) The only proctologist in </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(6) The only item listed under </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(5) Your primary care </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(4) </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>typographical error.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(3) The only expense covered 100% </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>is..."Embalming."</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>M's on them.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>and duct tape.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'AppleMyungjo'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'AppleMyungjo'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1215737, member: 1246"] [B][I][U][COLOR=#ff0000]Top Ten Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care Plan. [/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][SIZE=4][FONT="times new roman"][FONT=AppleMyungjo] [/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT="times new roman"][B](10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day." (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. (3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming." (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape. [/B][/FONT][/FONT][FONT="times new roman"][FONT=AppleMyungjo] [/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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