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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1215895" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job prospects:</p><p></p><p>"Well," says the priest, "there's a good chance that I'll be the next Bishop - maybe within the next couple of years."</p><p></p><p>"Bishop!" marvels the Rabbi, "very nice. And after that?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could become Archbishop… given luck and God's blessing."</p><p></p><p>"Very nice, very nice; and after Archbishop?"</p><p></p><p>"Ha! Well, you know, it's Cardinal after that, but it's really very unlikely. In theory, however, I could become a Cardinal."</p><p></p><p>"Lovely!" responds the Rabbi, "the scarlet would suit your complexion. So what's after Cardinal?"</p><p></p><p>The priest smiles. "After Cardinal? Well, it's Pope - but I'm hardly likely to become… hmmm, oh I suppose it's just possible. If a Pole why not an Englishman again? Yes, I could just become Pope."</p><p></p><p>"Splendid! And after Pope?"</p><p></p><p>The priest looks at him in surprise."After Pope? There's nothing after Pope! I mean, there's just God above the Pope, and I can't become God."</p><p></p><p>The Rabbi smiles and says, "Why not? One of our boys made it."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1215895, member: 1246"] A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job prospects: "Well," says the priest, "there's a good chance that I'll be the next Bishop - maybe within the next couple of years." "Bishop!" marvels the Rabbi, "very nice. And after that?" "Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could become Archbishop… given luck and God's blessing." "Very nice, very nice; and after Archbishop?" "Ha! Well, you know, it's Cardinal after that, but it's really very unlikely. In theory, however, I could become a Cardinal." "Lovely!" responds the Rabbi, "the scarlet would suit your complexion. So what's after Cardinal?" The priest smiles. "After Cardinal? Well, it's Pope - but I'm hardly likely to become… hmmm, oh I suppose it's just possible. If a Pole why not an Englishman again? Yes, I could just become Pope." "Splendid! And after Pope?" The priest looks at him in surprise."After Pope? There's nothing after Pope! I mean, there's just God above the Pope, and I can't become God." The Rabbi smiles and says, "Why not? One of our boys made it." [/QUOTE]
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